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Oscar Wilde’s quotes are like the high-class version of motivational posters. Instead of “Hang in there,” it’s “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” And I’m just trying to make it through Monday without spilling coffee on my shirt.
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Have you ever re-read Oscar Wilde's quotes and realized he might have been the original king of subtle sarcasm? It’s like he invented sarcasm before emojis were even a thing. Bravo, sir, bravo.
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You ever read Oscar Wilde and think, “How did this guy manage to say everything I think, but in a way that sounds like a royal proclamation?” I’d try it, but my daily thoughts sound more like a to-do list collided with a grocery list.
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Oscar Wilde made being witty and charming seem effortless. Meanwhile, I’m over here rehearsing conversations in my head like I’m preparing for a presidential debate, only to end up saying something like, “I like food. Food is good.”
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Ever notice how Oscar Wilde could craft an insult that’s so elegant, it’s almost a compliment? If I tried that, I’d be like, “Your mediocrity shines like a beacon of, uh, well, mediocrity.” Not quite the same effect, huh?
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Oscar Wilde had a knack for making the mundane seem extraordinary. I tried that once; I described my morning coffee as “an elixir that brings forth the dawn of productivity,” and my friend said, “Dude, it's just caffeine. Chill.”
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You know you're in deep thought when you start quoting Oscar Wilde. Suddenly, your conversation goes from regular chit-chat to sounding like you’re composing the world's most sophisticated text message. Spoiler: My texts are never that fancy.
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Oscar Wilde’s wit was legendary. He could probably turn a traffic ticket into a poetic masterpiece. Meanwhile, I’d just end up saying, “Sorry officer, I have the need for speed sometimes. Oops!”
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Ever notice how Oscar Wilde could turn a phrase? I mean, I struggle to turn my car around in a tight parking spot, and there he was, turning words like “I have nothing to declare except my genius.” I’d be like, “I have nothing to declare except this awkward silence!”
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