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Oscar Wilde at the Gym
Oscar Wilde's disdain for physical exertion
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Tried jogging, and someone said, "Oscar, what are you running from?" I replied, "My responsibilities, my dear, and perhaps the dreadful notion of mediocrity.
Oscar Wilde as a Tech Geek
Oscar Wilde grappling with modern technology
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Tried voice recognition, and it kept misunderstanding me. I said, "No, Siri, not 'The Importance of Being Ernest,' I said 'The Importance of Being Earnest.' There's a significant difference, you know.
Oscar Wilde at a Fast Food Joint
Oscar Wilde dealing with the absurdity of fast food
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Went to a drive-thru and said, "I'd like a Wilde-sized meal, please." They handed me a small fries and said, "Sir, we can't serve you a larger portion; it's not aesthetically pleasing.
Oscar Wilde in a Horror Movie
Oscar Wilde's unique approach to horror
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They handed me a script with suspenseful music cues. I said, "I prefer my suspense accompanied by a cello and a well-timed bon mot.
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