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You know, I was thinking about the origin of Chuck Norris the other day. Legend has it that Chuck Norris's birth certificate actually says, "Approved by Chuck Norris." I mean, come on, when Chuck Norris was born, he didn't cry. The doctor did because he knew he just delivered a roundhouse-kicking machine!
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You know, Chuck Norris's GPS never says, "Turn left" or "Turn right." It just says, "You better hope you're heading in the same direction as Chuck Norris." If you go the wrong way, your GPS doesn't reroute; it just says, "Good luck.
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I heard Chuck Norris keeps a diary. Yeah, imagine that! But it's not your typical diary. It's more like a to-do list for the universe. "Today, I roundhouse-kicked a hurricane. Tomorrow, I might just bench press a black hole. We'll see how it goes.
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Have you ever wondered what games Chuck Norris played as a child? Hide and seek was one of them, but nobody ever dared to tell him he was "it." Chuck Norris didn't play tag; he played "You Can't Catch Me Because I'm Chuck Norris." If you tried, you'd end up with a roundhouse kick to the face.
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