7 Jokes For Origin Of Chuck Norris

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Updated on: Mar 28 2025

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Chuck Norris once kicked a soccer ball. Now, it's known as Jupiter. The origin of planetary sports!
Chuck Norris doesn't do cardio. He just breathes. The origin of his lung capacity? Legendary Chuck Norris lungs!
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. The origin of his toughness? Even his tears are afraid!
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down and calls it his warm-up. That's the origin of gravity!
Chuck Norris once counted to infinity. Twice. The origin of his math skills? The roundhouse ruler!
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down. The origin of gravity, revisited!
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. The origin of his efficiency? He doesn't wait for doors to make up their minds.

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