7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For nobody loves me

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I told my refrigerator about my day, but it just gave me the cold shoulder. Nobody loves me, not even my appliances!

I asked my mirror if anyone loves me. It just laughed. I guess even the reflection thinks it's a joke!

I tried to hug my shadow, but it walked away. Even my own silhouette knows the art of rejection!

I asked the light bulb if it could brighten my love life. It flickered, signaling that even electricity finds my romantic pursuits dim!

I told my GPS I need directions to love. It replied, 'Sorry, love is not on the map – try taking a detour to self-improvement!

I asked the calendar if it could speed up time so I could find love. It told me to be patient – some dates are just worth waiting for!

I tried to join a support group for people who feel unloved. Nobody showed up – I guess we're all too busy not caring about each other!

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