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The Social Media Sob Story
Posting on social media, but the only reactions are from bots.
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I changed my relationship status on Facebook to "Looking for love." The only person who reacted was my grandma, and she just commented, "Have you tried church, dear?" Thanks, Grandma, I'll pray for a date.
The Dating App Disaster
Swiping right, but love never swipes back.
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I'm on a dating app that promises to find your soulmate. I must have a special edition because it's still searching. I'm starting to think my soulmate is playing hide and seek, and they're really good at it.
The Pizza Delivery Pity
Ordering a large pizza for one, but the delivery guy still judges.
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I ordered a heart-shaped pizza thinking it would make me feel loved. The delivery guy saw it and said, "Aw, someone's having a romantic evening." I replied, "Yeah, me and Netflix.
The Office Desperation
My colleagues are my only social interaction, and they avoid me like the plague.
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I bought a plant for my desk, thinking it would bring some life into my workspace. It died within a week. Now, my colleagues use it as a metaphor for my social life.
The Lonely Pet Owner
My pet is my only companion, but they don't seem to care.
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My dog is a great listener, or at least he pretends to be. But every time I start talking about my problems, he gives me this look like, "Dude, I'm just here for the treats. Can you speed it up?
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