5 New Couples Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 16 2025

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I told my friend who just started dating, 'Remember, relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
I told the new couple to always remember this equation: 'Love = Time Spent Shopping Together Squared'!
What's a new couple's favorite game? 'Spin the bottle of relationship compromises'!
I advised the new couple to always make time for 'date nights.' After all, it's cheaper than marriage counseling!
I suggested to the new couple to always say 'I love you' in Pig Latin. It's 'Iay ovelay ouyay!' It adds a bit of 'oink' to their romance!

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