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You know what's interesting about new couples? They go from being two separate people to one entity with a shared Instagram account in just a week. Like, who's the real MVP behind "Our journey together"?
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New couples and their matching outfits are a mystery to me. I mean, did they both decide independently that mustard yellow was their color of love for the day?
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Ever wonder why new couples suddenly become travel agents? "Oh, we're planning a romantic getaway to a secluded cabin in the woods." Good luck with that; last time I tried, we ended up in a tent in my backyard.
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You ever notice how new couples have this uncanny ability to finish each other's sentences? I tried it with my buddy the other day, and we just ended up arguing about who got to finish the last fry.
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New couples and their pet names are the best. One week they're calling each other by their full names, and the next, it's "Snuggle Muffin" and "Sweet Cheeks." I'm just waiting for them to introduce their pet goldfish as "our little swimmy cuddle buddy.
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Ever notice how new couples suddenly become connoisseurs of public displays of affection? One minute they're shyly holding hands, and the next, they're recreating the "Titanic" scene in every grocery store aisle.
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The phenomenon of new couples and their sudden love for couple's yoga is intriguing. One day they can't touch their toes, and the next, they're posting pretzel-like poses on social media, captioned, "Just a typical Tuesday!
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It's fascinating how new couples can transform a casual evening into a marathon of "The Notebook" with just a single glance. Next thing you know, they're debating over who's the Ryan Gosling in the relationship.
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Have you noticed how new couples suddenly have a PhD in each other's favorite foods? "Oh, she loves gluten-free, dairy-free, fun-free pizza!" It's like they're culinary detectives.
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