5 New Couples Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 16 2025

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The Homebody Couple

Finding the right balance between Netflix and actual chill
You know you're in a fresh relationship when "Netflix and chill" actually means watching Netflix and chilling, and not the other way around. Who knew relaxation could be so agenda-driven?

The Social Media Couple

Striking the right balance between privacy and oversharing
In a new relationship, posting a cute picture together on Instagram is a must. It's not official until the world knows you've found someone willing to put up with your weirdness.

The Overly Romantic Couple

Balancing romance and reality
My new girlfriend asked me to write her a love letter. So, I wrote, "Dear Autocorrect, I'm so happy I met ewe.

The Foodie Couple

Choosing a restaurant that satisfies both
The key to a successful relationship? Find someone who looks at you the way you look at a menu when you're really hungry – with a mix of desire, excitement, and a touch of desperation.

The Adventure Couple

Balancing the desire for spontaneity with the need for a plan
Trying to plan a surprise date for your new partner is like attempting to surprise a cat with a cucumber. It might work, but there's a good chance someone's getting scared in the process.

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