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Let's talk about the unspoken rule in new couples' bathrooms. You know what I'm talking about—the mysterious transition from maintaining a façade to letting it all hang out. In the beginning, it's like a covert mission. You both need to use the bathroom, but you play this game of hide-and-seek. You pretend you're just there to brush your teeth, and they're pretending to fix their hair. But let's be real, the bathroom is not a stage; it's a backstage area. And eventually, that backstage area gets more crowded than a rock concert porta-potty line.
Before you know it, you're negotiating shower schedules, arguing over the last square of toilet paper, and playing a dangerous game of Russian roulette with the toothpaste cap. Ah, love—the only thing that can turn a bathroom into a battleground.
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Can we talk about the great pillow debate in new couples? It's like a diplomatic negotiation between two nations, each claiming the right to their own piece of land—literally. You start with your own pillows, right? But then, over time, there's this subtle invasion. Suddenly, you're waking up with half a pillow, and you find yourself asking questions like, "Did I toss and turn so much that I ate my own pillow in my sleep?"
And let's not even get into the pillow hierarchy. There's always one pillow that's the VIP, the kingpin of the bedroom. And God forbid you mess with that sacred pillow. It's like waking a dragon. You touch it, and suddenly you're negotiating a peace treaty at 3 am.
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You ever notice how new couples act like they're in some kind of GPS navigation challenge? I mean, seriously, they can't make a decision without consulting each other's internal compass. I
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Impersonating a couple
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Her: "Honey, should we turn left here?"
Him: "I don't know, babe. What does your gut say?"
Her: "My gut says left, but my heart says straight. What about you?"
Him: "Well, my mind says left, but my soul says right. Let's compromise and go... nowhere."
I'm just waiting for the day when Siri is replaced by a collective voice of all the couples in the world, arguing over the best route. "In 500 feet, turn left." "No, no, no! We should have turned right back there. Recalculating relationship...
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You ever notice how new couples have this Instagram version of their relationship that's like a romantic fairy tale, and then there's the behind-the-scenes reality? I
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Imitating a couple's Instagram post
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Caption: "Date night with my love, the most perfect person in the world."
Reality:
Cut to us arguing over who forgot to take out the trash.
And don't get me started on the #CoupleGoals hashtag. I'm just waiting for someone to create a #RealLifeCoupleProblems hashtag. You know, for those moments when you're arguing over whose turn it is to do the dishes or questioning each other's taste in Netflix shows.
In the end, though, it's those real moments that make a relationship strong. Forget the Instagram filters; give me a partner who can handle my unfiltered, unedited self.
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