7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For new car

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My new car has a 'scented air' feature. Now every drive feels like a breath of fresh air!

I bought a new car that can park itself. Now, if only it could find my keys!

I asked my new car if it believes in love at first sight. It replied, 'Only at first drive!

My new car has a 'nostalgia' feature. It always remembers where I parked, even when I forget!

My new car has a feature that automatically switches on the wipers when it senses tears during sad songs.

I got a new car with a 'coffee on-the-go' feature. Now I can espresso my love for caffeine while driving!

My friend told me he got a new car with a refrigerator. I guess his car is 'cool' in more ways than one!

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