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The Tech Overwhelmed
Too many notifications and beeps from the car's advanced tech.
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I'm convinced my car is judging my music taste. It has this feature that skips a song if it doesn't like it. I played the "Macarena" once, and my car threatened to drive itself into a ditch.
The Clueless Driver
Trying to figure out all the fancy buttons and features.
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I tried activating the car's voice command system, but apparently, my car only understands ancient Sumerian. I asked it to play some rock music; it started reciting Hammurabi's Code.
The Overprotective Owner
Obsessing over every little scratch or ding.
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You ever parallel park so perfectly that you consider putting it on your resume? My car is so flawless at parking, it's thinking about a career change to valet service.
The Budget-Conscious Driver
Balancing the joy of a new car with the fear of depreciation.
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My car's so high-tech, it probably has an app to tell me how much money I'm losing every time I hit a pothole. I call it the "Depreciation Notification." Spoiler: It's on constant alert.
The Eco-Conscious Driver
Balancing the desire for fuel efficiency with the temptation to unleash the car's power.
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My car has this green driving score, and I'm obsessed with keeping it high. It's like a video game, but instead of leveling up, I get to brag to my friends about how eco-friendly I am. My high score is greener than Kermit the Frog.
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