6 Jokes For New Car

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Updated on: May 17 2025

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Why did the smartphone break up with the new car? It found a better connection!

What do you call a car that's made of spaghetti? An impasta!

I bought a new car with a built-in karaoke system. Now my car sings better than I do!

Why did the scarecrow buy a new car? He wanted to improve his 'corn'-er speed!

Why did the bicycle refuse to buy a new car? It was two-tired of the competition!

Why don't cars ever get tired of driving? Because they always have spare energy!

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