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I asked my neglected calendar how it was feeling. It said, 'Days are passing by, but I’m just here hanging, like a weekend on a Wednesday!
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I asked my neglected mirror how it felt. It said, 'I'm shattered by the lack of reflection – it's like I'm not even there!
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I asked my neglected mailbox how it was doing. It said, 'I'm just here collecting dust and waiting for the postman to deliver my emotional mail!
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I told my neglected inbox a joke. It replied, 'I've seen this one before – it's so last week!' My inbox has a memory like an elephant, but with less interest!
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I told my plants they needed attention, but they just waved it off. Now they're giving me the cold shoulder – ferns can be so frondly neglectful!
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I told my neglected GPS that it needed an update. It replied, 'I'm fine – I enjoy taking people on scenic detours through the land of lost directions!
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