6 Jokes For Neglect

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Updated on: Mar 20 2025

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My refrigerator is a master of neglect. It's so cool that it never bothers to defrost its relationships with ice cubes!
My phone is like a neglected pet. It only lights up when it's hungry – for attention and a recharge!
My neglected diet plan and I are on a break. It said it needed some space – specifically, the space between my snacks and meals!
My neglected gym membership and I have a lot in common – we both have excellent potential but choose to stay comfortably inactive!
My neglected to-do list is now my 'to-don't' list. It decided it's better to not have any goals than be constantly ignored!
I invited my neglected laundry to a party, but it declined. It said it didn't want to air its dirty laundry in public!

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