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The Neglected Pet Goldfish
Your pet goldfish feels neglected and is plotting its escape.
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I asked my goldfish how it feels about being neglected. It just gave me a blank stare. I guess it's practicing its poker face for the next great escape.
The Neglected Houseplant
Your houseplant feels neglected and is seeking revenge.
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My houseplant is like a clingy ex. If I forget to water it, it's all, "You used to say I was your sunshine, now I'm just wilting away in the shadows.
The Neglected Alarm Clock
Your alarm clock is upset because you keep hitting snooze.
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My alarm clock is the most neglected timepiece in the house. It's thinking of starting a support group with the microwave and the forgotten wall clock. They call it "Tick-Tock Anonymous.
The Neglected Smartphone
Your smartphone feels neglected because you're always on your new smartwatch.
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My smartphone is like a neglected friend at a party. It's just sitting there, feeling obsolete while I'm all giddy with my smartwatch. I think it's plotting an intervention with the other gadgets.
The Neglected Refrigerator Leftovers
Your forgotten leftovers in the fridge are holding a grudge.
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Leftovers in my fridge are like the ghosts of meals past, haunting me every time I open the door. I'm just waiting for them to start chanting, "Feed me or face the consequences!
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