7+ Best One Liners Jokes For move on

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I told my computer it's time to 'move on.' Now it won't stop forwarding me job listings!

I asked my refrigerator to make a decision, but it just couldn't 'move on' from being cool all the time.

I told my scale it's time to 'move on.' Now it just keeps showing me different numbers in rebellion.

I tried to break up with my gym, but it just couldn't 'move on' from the commitment.

I tried to break up with my bed, but it just couldn't 'move on' from our nightly cuddles.

My plant and I broke up. It just couldn't 'move on' from the fact that I sometimes forgot to water it.

Why did the cat break up with the mouse? It needed to 'move on' from playing cat and mouse games.

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