5 Jokes For Move On

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 19 2025

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Office Meetings

The eternal struggle between looking engaged and fighting off the urge to take a nap.
They say time flies when you're having fun. Well, in office meetings, time takes a leisurely stroll, stops for a coffee break, and then decides to move on to retirement.

Dating Apps

Balancing the desire for love and the fear of meeting a serial killer.
I asked Siri to find me the perfect match, and she directed me to a pizza place. Either Siri has a wicked sense of humor, or my true love is a deep-dish pepperoni. Either way, I'm ready to move on to a cheesy relationship.

Traffic Jams

The internal debate between maintaining road rage and accepting the inevitability of being late.
The only time I enjoy being stuck in traffic is when I'm the first car at the red light. I feel like I'm leading a parade of frustration. Green light, folks! Time to move on to the next installment of the traffic jam symphony.

Gym Workouts

The battle between wanting a perfect body and the love for pizza.
They say exercise gives you endorphins, but so does eating chocolate. So, until they make a workout that involves eating chocolate, I'll just continue my workout routine of lifting the remote control and moving on to the next episode.

Social Media

The constant struggle between staying connected and avoiding FOMO (Fear of Missing Out).
They say you should unplug from social media to find inner peace. I tried it, and all I found was that my inner peace is really into binge-watching TV shows. So, I'm just going to move on to accepting my digital addiction.

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