8 Jokes For Mileage

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Jul 26 2025

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I asked my car for its New Year's resolution. It said, 'I'm gearing up for better mileage!
What's a car's favorite kind of TV show? 'Mile-age of Empires'!
Why did the car wear sunglasses? To avoid the bright shine of its high mileage!
Why did the car hire a personal trainer? It wanted to improve its mileage!
Why did the bicycle never become a teacher? It couldn't handle the 'pedal' of student mileage!
Why was the car embarrassed at the gas station? It couldn't 'tank' enough to cover its mileage!
My friend's car is so eco-friendly, it measures mileage in 'leafs' instead of miles!
What's a car's favorite kind of exercise? High 'octane'-tics to improve mileage!

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