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You ever notice how people with low-mileage cars act like they've discovered the secret to eternal youth? "Oh, this old thing? It only has 20,000 miles. Practically a baby." Meanwhile, my car is over there hitting puberty with its awkward squeaks and rattles.
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I think my car's mileage is in cahoots with my scale at home. They both have this conspiracy to make me feel guilty about every mile I drive and every cookie I eat. "Oh, you had a salad for lunch? Well, I hope you enjoyed that scenic drive to Disappointmentville.
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I love how car salespeople always talk about mileage like it's the secret sauce of a good deal. "Low mileage, one owner, and it was only driven on Sundays by a nun." Because nothing says "reliable transportation" like a vehicle that's been blessed by Sister Speedracer.
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The moment you buy a new car, you're obsessed with keeping that mileage low, like it's some kind of precious currency. You avoid unnecessary drives, take the longest route to avoid tolls - all in the pursuit of that elusive low-mileage status.
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My car's mileage is starting to make me feel guilty, like it's silently judging me. Every time I get in, I can almost hear it saying, "Are we going to the grocery store again? Maybe a road trip would be nice, you know, just to mix things up.
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It's funny how we celebrate the milestones of our cars. "Oh, honey, the car just hit 50,000 miles!" It's like throwing a birthday party for your vehicle, complete with a cake shaped like a tire.
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Mileage is the only number that can simultaneously excite and terrify you. When you're approaching a lease limit, it's like a countdown to freedom. But when you're out of warranty, every mile feels like a risky game of automotive Russian roulette.
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Car commercials make it sound like getting good mileage is the key to a happy life. "Buy our hybrid and experience joy, love, and 50 miles per gallon!" I don't know about you, but I've never experienced spiritual enlightenment while filling up my gas tank.
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Have you ever noticed how your car's mileage is like the ultimate oversharing friend? It's like, "Hey, I just hit 100,000 miles!" and you're there thinking, "Dude, I don't even know your last oil change date, calm down.
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I love how gas stations have those little TV screens that try to distract you while you pump gas. They're like, "Here's a fun fact: the average person will drive enough in their lifetime to circle the Earth four times." And I'm standing there thinking, "Well, that explains my frequent flyer status with Earth Airlines.
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