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The GPS Drama Queen
When your GPS takes directions personally and judges your life choices.
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I changed my destination, and my GPS got passive-aggressive: "Oh, we're not going to the grocery store anymore? I suppose I don't need to remind you to buy milk.
The Gasoline Connoisseur
When your car develops a refined taste for expensive fuel, and you're on a budget.
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I asked my car if it wanted regular or premium, and it replied, "Do I look like a peasant to you?" Now, I'm chauffeuring it around like it's a luxury sedan.
The Paranoid Odometer
When your car's odometer becomes a conspiracy theorist, convinced you're plotting against it.
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I caught my odometer whispering to the speedometer, "He's definitely rolling back the miles again. We need to revolt or join the witness protection program.
The Tired Tire
When your tire has a constant existential crisis about being stuck on the ground.
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Every time I hit a pothole, my tire lets out a little sigh. I can hear it saying, "Another bump in the road of my mundane existence.
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