7 Jokes For Mileage

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Updated on: Jul 26 2025

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Why did the computer date the odometer? It wanted to 'click' with someone who understood mileage!
I used to have a fear of speed bumps, but I got over it... with low mileage!
Why did the car refuse to play cards? It was tired of the 'deal'-ing with mileage!
My car has a great sense of humor. It always finds the 'mile'-arious route!
Why was the car tired after driving a long distance? It needed a 'brake' from all that mileage!
I told my car a joke, but it didn't laugh. It said, 'I'm running on a serious mileage here!
Why was the car late for work? It couldn't handle the morning mileage 'traffic'!

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