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You know, I've got this ghostwriter, and they sent me a note about "memoriam." Now, I'm grateful for the help, but can we talk about ghostwriters for a moment? I mean, they're the unsung heroes of the writing world. They're like the real-life Casper, except instead of being friendly, they're
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Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever been to a funeral and thought, "Man, I wish I could write my own eulogy"? No? Just me? Well, my ghostwriter handed me this note about "memoriam," and it got me thinking about the pressure we put on eulogies. I mean, it's the final
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I was walking through a cemetery the other day because, you know, I'm a standup comedian, and that's what we do for fun. And I see this tombstone that says, "Rest in Peace." Really? Rest in peace? I want my tombstone to say, "Rest in the Funnies." I mean, I've
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So, I'm at this memorial service, right? And I overhear two people talking about "memoriam." Now, I'm thinking they're discussing the deceased's favorite memories or something sentimental. But no, they're arguing about the correct pronunciation of "memoriam." One person says it's "memor-ee-am," and the other swears it's "memor-eye-am." I'm standing
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