5 Jokes For Memoriam

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 09 2025

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Eulogy Writer

Struggling with inappropriate requests
I had to write a eulogy for a mime once. It was the most silent applause I've ever received.

Funeral Director

Balancing professionalism and humor
The funeral director told me he had a great joke about death, but it was too deadpan.

Ghost

Dealing with the afterlife bureaucracy
The afterlife has too many rules. I got a citation for haunting without a permit. I didn't even know ghosts needed paperwork.

Grieving Pet

Coping with the loss of a beloved owner
My owner used to call me his "guardian angel." Now that he's gone, I think I've been demoted to a "spectral sidekick.

Cemetery Groundskeeper

Dealing with unusual requests from the deceased
The weirdest request I ever got was to plant a money tree on a grave. Because apparently, even in death, you need that passive income.

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