7 Jokes For Memoriam

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Updated on: Jan 09 2025

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My refrigerator passed away, and now all my food is in cold storage in memoriam.
I used to be a comedian, but my jokes were in bad taste. Now I'm in memoriam.
My calculator passed away, but I can't count how many times I miss it.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm in memoriam.
I'm writing my autobiography in memoriam – it's a real page-turner!
I used to be a gardener, but I couldn't find the right roots. Now I'm in memoriam.
I told my watch it was time to retire, and now it's in memoriam. It just couldn't handle the ticking pressure!

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