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You ever try to recall someone's birthday, and your brain's "memoriam" feature is like a faulty GPS, taking you on a detour through forgotten anniversaries and missed dentist appointments? Sorry, Aunt Sue, but my brain took the scenic route.
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My closet is a place of "memoriam" for fashion trends that I swore would come back in style. I'm just patiently waiting for bell-bottoms and mood rings to make a triumphant return. Any day now.
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In the "memoriam" of my failed attempts at cooking, there lies a cemetery of burnt offerings. I should put up a sign – "Here lies the lasagna that never had a chance.
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The password "123456" has a special place in the "memoriam" section of cybersecurity. It's like the VIP guest at the party – everyone knows it, but nobody admits to inviting it.
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My browser's "memoriam" section is basically a history lesson in impulse shopping. "Why did I think I needed a life-sized cardboard cutout of Nicolas Cage?" Internet, you're an enabler.
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I've realized that the "memoriam" section of my refrigerator is where vegetables go to die. I open the crisper drawer, and it's like a veggie cemetery in there. Sorry, spinach, you had a good run.
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Trying to remember where you parked at the mall is like entering the "memoriam" maze. You stroll through rows of cars, convinced that your vehicle is a mythical creature playing hide-and-seek. Spoiler alert: It's always in the last row.
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The TV remote is the unsung hero in the "memoriam" of misplaced items. It's like a detective on a mission to find lost keys, only to discover they were in the fridge the whole time. Remote, you deserve a detective badge.
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You ever notice how the moment you forget someone's name, it's like they've entered the witness protection program in your brain's "memoriam" section? "Hey, you! Yeah, you, in the witness protection of my memory!
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