5 Jokes About Massage

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Updated on: Aug 14 2025

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What's a massage therapist's favorite music genre? Smooth jazz!

I hired a masseuse who had a Ph.D. in massage therapy. She had a real 'degree' of expertise!

I told my masseur I was stressed about fractions. He said, 'Don't worry, I'll knead it out of you!

I asked my masseuse if she could massage my ego. She replied, 'Sorry, that's above my pay grade!

Did you hear about the massage therapist who got into a pillow fight with a client? They rubbed each other the wrong way!

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