9 Jokes For Martini

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Updated on: Jul 20 2025

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How does a martini flirt? It gives a wink and a twirl – stirring up some attention!
Why did the martini bring a ladder to the bar? It wanted to reach new heights!
How do you make a classic martini? Simply gin and bear it!
Why did the martini go to the gym? It wanted to get a little more tonic!
Why don't martinis like to play cards? Because they don't want to be shaken or stirred!
Why was the martini glass feeling empty? It needed a refill to raise its spirits!
Why did the olive go into therapy? It felt squashed between love and being a martini's companion!
How do you make a martini laugh? Tickling it with an olive!
Why did the olive feel comfortable in the martini? It found itself in the pitted depths of happiness!

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