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What do you call a martini at a construction site? A highball - it loves being shaken with a twist!
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What did the olive say when it fell into the martini? 'Olive a sudden, I feel like I'm in hot water!
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What's a martini's favorite game? Spin the bottle, but only with vermouth!
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What's a martini's favorite sport? Squash - they love being shaken, not stirred!
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Why did the olive go to the party with the martini? Because it wanted to pit-tify the occasion!
Martini Weather Forecast
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Drinking a martini is like experiencing a weather forecast. At first, it's all clear skies and optimism, but by the end of the night, you're in the middle of a mental storm, trying to navigate the fog of poor decisions.
Martini & the Time Machine
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Drinking a martini is like stepping into a time machine. One sip, and suddenly you're transported to a world where everyone's a secret agent, jazz is the only acceptable background music, and olives are the international currency.
Martini Math
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Drinking a martini is a lot like solving a complicated math problem. You start with a straightforward equation of gin plus vermouth, but by the end, you're left wondering how you ended up with regret and a mild headache.
Martini and the Detective
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Martinis are like detectives at a crime scene. They always leave you with that one lingering question: Who thought it was a good idea to mix gin and vermouth, and can we arrest them for taste crimes?
Martini Confidential
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Ordering a martini is like opening a confidential file. It starts with a sense of mystery and intrigue, but by the end, you're left with more questions than answers and a burning desire to switch to something a bit more transparent—like a glass of apple juice.
The Martini Paradox
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You ever notice how ordering a martini is like playing Russian roulette with class? One minute you're sipping on sophistication, and the next, you're questioning your life choices, wondering why you voluntarily paid for something that tastes like a pine tree wrestled with an olive.
Martini Shaker Symphony
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Making a martini is like participating in an orchestra. You have your gin playing the lead, vermouth in the supporting role, and the ice in the shaker just doing its own thing, adding a touch of chaos to the mix. It's like Beethoven's Fifth, but with more olives.
Martini Zen
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Ordering a martini is like trying to achieve inner peace. It seems like a good idea in theory, but in practice, you're left questioning your life choices and wondering if you can find solace in a more reliable source—like a bowl of mac and cheese.
Martini Mixology
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Ordering a martini is like trying to master the art of mixology. You start with the best intentions, but somewhere along the way, you realize that maybe, just maybe, you should've stuck to the simple things in life—like water or juice boxes.
Martini Wisdom
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Ordering a martini is like deciding to read a self-help book. It sounds like a great idea, and you think you're going to come out of it a better person. But in reality, you just end up with a lot of confusion, a questionable aftertaste, and a sudden desire to make better life choices.
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