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The Martini Philosophical Debate
Contemplating the deeper meaning behind a martini's existence.
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A martini is like a relationship – sometimes dry, sometimes dirty, and occasionally, you find yourself in a twist that changes everything. But unlike relationships, you can always ask for a refill!
The Bartender's Dilemma
Trying to understand a customer's "perfect martini" request.
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I had a customer who requested a dirty martini with an olive, but then said, "Hold the dirty, just give me the olive." I figured, "Sure, it's all about the olive, the rest is just a fancy glass accessory!
Martini Misadventures
Navigating the aftermath of indulging in a few too many martinis.
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The morning after a martini night is like piecing together a puzzle, except the puzzle is your memory, and the missing pieces are your whereabouts after the third round. It's like your brain's playing a game of blackout bingo!
Martini Mysteries
Deciphering the mysteries behind martini names and recipes.
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They say the "vodka martini" is a classic. But calling it classic is like saying wearing socks with sandals is a timeless fashion statement – sure, it's a choice, but not everyone's on board!
Martini Etiquette Faux Pas
Navigating the unspoken rules of proper martini drinking.
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The pressure of holding a martini glass in a room full of people in suits is immense. It's like playing a high-stakes game of "Don't spill or you'll be the stain on the evening's reputation!
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