8 Jokes For Martini

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Updated on: Jul 20 2025

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How do you spot a happy martini? It's jumping with joy – olives are doing somersaults inside!
Why did the martini refuse to go out? It was feeling a little too dry for socializing!
What did the bartender say to the martini glass? You've got a stirring personality!
What did the olive say to the martini? Olive you so much, it's gincredible!
Why did the martini go to school? It wanted to be a little more well-rounded!
What's a martini's favorite music? The Olive-ine Symphony!
Why was the martini upset with the bartender? It got too shaken, not stirred!
What's a martini's favorite dance move? The twist, of course!

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