7 Marriage For Brides Dad Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 14 2025

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Why did the father give the groom a calendar as a wedding gift? Because he wanted him to know the dates he couldn't forget, especially his daughter's birthday!
My daughter's getting married, and I can't help but give my future son-in-law some advice: 'Happy wife, happy life – and don't forget it's the wife who's always right, even when she's wrong!
Why was the bride's father always calm during wedding preparations? He knew worrying was like a rocking chair – it gives you something to do but doesn't get you anywhere, especially the wedding day!
I told my daughter's future husband that marriage is all about compromise. He asked, 'Does that mean I'll have to watch romantic movies?' I said, 'Only if you want to stay married!
I advised my daughter's future husband that in marriage, it's essential to keep the romance alive. He asked, 'How?' I said, 'Simple. Remember the three words – 'You're so right!
I advised my daughter's future husband that the key to a long marriage is patience. He asked, 'How long?' I said, 'Remember, it's like being in a zoo. You need a lot of patience – especially when dealing with the 'wild' moments!
I told my daughter's future husband that marriage is like a workshop. He asked, 'How?' I said, 'First, you get a lot of tools. Then, you realize it's all about nuts and bolts!

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