6 Marriage For Brides Dad Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 14 2025

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My daughter's fiancé asked me if I had any advice for a successful marriage. I told him, 'Remember, marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband!
I told my daughter's fiancé that if he wants to make her happy, he should learn to say 'Yes, dear.' He asked, 'Is that a secret?
I told my daughter's fiancé that marriage is like a fine wine. He asked, 'How so?' I said, 'It gets better with age, but sometimes it can also give you a headache!
I asked my daughter if she's ready for marriage. She said, 'Dad, I'm all set.' So, I handed her a deck of cards and said, 'Remember, every successful marriage is a game of hearts!
My daughter's wedding was beautiful. The groom said he wanted to dance with his bride in her father's shoes. I told him, 'They're a perfect fit – I've been footing her bills for years!
I told my daughter's fiancé that marriage is like a deck of cards. He asked, 'How so?' I said, 'At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!

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