5 Marriage For Brides Dad Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 14 2025

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Fatherly Fashion Fiasco

Choosing the right outfit without looking like you raided the 'dad closet'
Shopping for a suit for the wedding was like searching for a needle in a haystack. I found the perfect one, and my wife said, "Honey, that's the same suit you wore to our wedding." I said, "Well, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Unlike my bank account.

The Marriage Counseling Bill

Coming to terms with the cost of counseling after the wedding
My daughter told me, "Dad, marriage is hard work." I said, "Sweetheart, so is paying off the credit card bill from your wedding. It's like a second job, but with more cake.

Father of the Bride's Perspective

Balancing the checkbook after paying for the wedding
My wife insisted on an extravagant wedding. I told her, "Honey, we can't afford this!" She said, "Don't worry, we'll be paying for it for the rest of our lives. It's like a mortgage but with extra flowers.

The Father's Speech Dilemma

Navigating through the emotional minefield while giving a speech
My daughter said, "Dad, make it funny." I said, "Sweetheart, I've been paying for this wedding. Trust me; there's nothing funny about my bank statement.

The Father's Dance Challenge

Attempting to dance at the wedding without looking like a misplaced penguin
Dancing at the wedding was like participating in a reality show. It's called "Dad with the Stars," and my score was lower than the catering bill.

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