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Why was the Christmas fruitcake worried about lunch? It was afraid it wouldn't 'measure up'!
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Why was the Christmas pudding so nervous about lunch? It was afraid it would get flamed!
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Why did Santa bring a ladder to lunch? Because he wanted to reach the high-‘crust’ pies!
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Why was the turkey asked to join the Christmas lunch committee? Because it was good at making ‘gravy’ decisions!
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Why did the Christmas ham take a nap before lunch? It wanted to be 'ham-rested'!
Lunches, Christmas!
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The best part about Christmas lunches? Leftovers. Because nothing says holiday spirit like eating cold ham in your pajamas while watching a Hallmark movie marathon.
Lunches, Christmas!
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Ever notice how every office tries to outdo each other with their Christmas lunches? Oh, you have a turkey? Well, we've got a turkey... with a bow tie!
Lunches, Christmas!
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Christmas lunches at work are like a buffet of awkwardness. You've got Kevin from accounting trying to make small talk while simultaneously loading up on mashed potatoes like he's preparing for hibernation.
Lunches, Christmas!
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I went to a Christmas lunch once where they served cranberry sauce in those tiny, fancy jars. I mean, is this a side dish or a limited edition collector's item?
Lunches, Christmas!
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They say the Christmas lunch is about family, love, and togetherness. But let's be real, it's mostly about Aunt Karen judging your vegan meatloaf and Uncle Bob's never-ending stories about that one time he met Santa at a diner.
Lunches, Christmas!
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You ever notice how Christmas lunches turn grown adults into culinary critics? Mmm, the stuffing has a delightful nutty undertone, but I'm not getting enough sage. 2 out of 5 candy canes.
Lunches, Christmas!
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You ever try to explain to a five-year-old why they can't just have candy canes for lunch every day in December? Sweetie, I know it's festive, but your teeth are going to look like a candy cane factory explosion!
Lunches, Christmas!
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I tried making Christmas lunch at home last year. Let's just say, if you can't tell the difference between a turkey and a turkey that's been in the oven for five hours too long, you've had one too many eggnogs.
Lunches, Christmas!
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You know you're at a fancy Christmas lunch when the gravy is described as artisanal and comes with its own backstory. This gravy? Oh, it was made from the tears of a gravy master in the hills of Tuscany.
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