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Snowman on a Diet
The struggle of maintaining a snowman physique without melting
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Every time I say I'm on a diet, someone suggests I try the "ice cream" diet. Very funny. I'm trying to avoid a meltdown, not create a slush puddle!
Rudolph's Therapist
Helping Rudolph overcome his insecurities about his red nose
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Rudolph asked me, "Doc, do you think my nose is too shiny?" I said, "Rudolph, if your nose were any shinier, it would have its own highlight reel. You're the disco ball of the North Pole!
Santa's Dietitian
Dealing with Santa's insatiable appetite and the need for a balanced diet
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Santa's belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly, and I'm here thinking, "Maybe we should cut back on the cookies and add some kale. Can you imagine Santa delivering presents with a six-pack? He'd be the ultimate fit-spiration!
Office Potluck Organizer
Balancing dietary restrictions and diverse preferences
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The office potluck is the only place where you can see someone look at a plate and say, "Is this gluten-free?" and, in their mind, you can hear them add, "Because I only eat things that taste like cardboard.
Christmas Tree Decorator
Balancing the desire for a beautifully decorated tree and the reality of misbehaving ornaments
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I asked my tree this year if it wanted to be a minimalist or go all out with decorations. It just dropped a pinecone on my head, which I took as a sign to go big or go home. Trees can be very persuasive, you know.
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