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Have you noticed that the fruitcake at Christmas lunches is the ultimate re-gift? It's like the holiday version of "passing the torch" to the next unsuspecting family member.
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Ever notice that the Christmas lunch table turns into a negotiation zone? "I'll trade you two Brussels sprouts for a scoop of mashed potatoes, and throw in that extra roll for a slice of pie.
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Christmas lunches are the only time when your aunt's famous green bean casserole is considered a delicacy. The secret ingredient? A generous sprinkle of nostalgia and a dash of "Well, it's tradition!
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Christmas lunches are like a buffet of guilt. You're torn between wanting to try everything and fearing the consequences when you step on the scale in January.
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You know it's Christmas when the cranberry sauce comes out of the can with that satisfying "schlurp" sound. It's the one time a year you appreciate the art of canned goods.
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Christmas lunches are the ultimate test of your small talk skills. "So, how's the weather? Oh, we're eating it? Great, pass the gravy.
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You ever notice how Christmas lunches are like the Super Bowl of family meals? There's a whole month of preparation, strategic menu planning, and by the time it's over, you need a week to recover from all the festive food tackles!
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The unspoken rule of Christmas lunches: No one talks about how many calories are in the holiday ham. It's the one time of year when the calorie count is on vacation, just like the rest of us.
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Christmas lunches are the only time you witness your family members using more spices than they've used throughout the entire year. Suddenly, the salt and pepper shakers feel neglected.
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