7 Jokes For Lotr

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Updated on: Jun 15 2025

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What's Frodo's favorite type of party? A ring-a-ding-ding celebration!
Why did the ring go to therapy? It had too many issues with control!
What's Gollum's favorite game? Hide and Smeagol seek!
Why did the hobbit bring a ladder to Mordor? He heard the ring was up high in Mount Doom!
Why did Frodo become a gardener after the journey? He wanted to 'grow' as a person!
Why did Frodo never play hide and seek with Sam? Because he always had the one ring to find him!
What did Sauron say to the ring? 'You complete me!

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