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Have you ever noticed how Gandalf has this knack for disappearing at the most inconvenient times? I swear, it's like my Wi-Fi signal—strong in some places, nonexistent when you need it the most.
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I've come to realize that the eagles in "Lord of the Rings" are the ultimate procrastinators. They show up at the last minute like they just remembered, "Oh right, we had plans to save Middle-earth today.
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You ever think about how Sauron just lost his ring? I lose my keys once a week, and it feels like the end of the world. Imagine losing something that could enslave all of Middle-earth. Talk about a bad day.
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Watching "Lord of the Rings" characters walk into Mordor is like watching me try to assemble IKEA furniture. Confusing instructions, occasional arguments, but in the end, we're both hoping it's worth the effort.
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You know what's ironic? The most powerful beings in "Lord of the Rings" have the worst fashion sense. I mean, come on Gandalf, pointy hat and robes? That's not exactly runway material.
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The characters in "Lord of the Rings" have some serious travel issues. I mean, Frodo walked across Middle-earth, faced countless dangers, and I complain if my GPS takes a wrong turn.
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You'd think with all the epic battles in "Lord of the Rings," they'd have a chiropractor on standby. I mean, carrying that much armor and swinging swords? That's gotta be tough on the back.
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Watching "Lord of the Rings" is like watching a group project gone wrong. Frodo has one job, and everyone else is just trying not to mess it up. It's like a fantasy version of a dysfunctional office.
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Every time I watch "Lord of the Rings," I can't help but think Legolas has the easiest job. While everyone's fighting, he's just casually surfing down stairs on a shield. Must be nice being the elf on vacation.
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