7 Jokes About Losing Money

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Updated on: Nov 23 2024

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I bought a belt with a watch on it. It was a waist of time.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me travel ads.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now, I'm a banker because I kneaded money!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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