5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes About losing money

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Clipping coupons like it's an Olympic sport

The cashier asked if I wanted to donate a dollar to charity. I said, "Sorry, I'm on a tight budget. But I can give you this expired coupon for free.

Constantly swiping the credit card for "great deals"

I'm not addicted to shopping; I'm just helping the economy, one impulse purchase at a time.

Trying to survive on a ramen noodle budget

My idea of investing is buying a lottery ticket and hoping for the best.

Always on a losing streak

I don't play poker because I can't handle the stress of bluffing. My face gives away more than my bank balance.

Invoicing clients who think exposure pays the bills

My bank called to check if my account was inactive. I said, "No, it's just freelancing.

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