7 Jokes For Longer Than

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Updated on: Jun 08 2025

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My cat's attention span is longer than a Marvel movie marathon—unless there's a laser pointer involved!
I asked my mirror why my hair looks longer than usual. It said, 'Bad hair days are like Mondays—they drag on!
Why don't scientists trust atoms that are longer than usual? They make up everything!
My patience is longer than a giraffe's neck, but don't test it—I still have limits!
What's longer than a parent's lecture? The list of excuses I give to avoid chores!
What's longer than a lecture on quantum physics? The time it takes to understand it!
Why did the procrastinator's bucket list get longer every year? Because it was never his 'to-do' list!

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