5 Jokes For Longer Than

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Updated on: Jun 08 2025

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The Overly Ambitious Chef

When cooking is longer than the actual meal.
I tried making a 30-minute meal, but it took me 45 minutes to find all the ingredients in my kitchen.

The Master Procrastinator

When the excuse for not doing something takes longer to create than doing the actual task.
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating. I'll start working on it... next year.

The Tech-Savvy Grandma

When explaining technology to grandma takes longer than the lifespan of the device.
She thinks Wi-Fi is a new cereal brand. I've been explaining it to her for so long; I feel like I'm teaching a crash course in advanced quantum physics.

The Marathon Shopper

When shopping for clothes takes longer than the fashion trends last.
I went shopping with my friend, and he said he only needed one thing. Three hours later, I understood why he's banned from the grocery store.

The Eternal Shower Singer

When the shower singing lasts longer than the hot water.
My neighbors complained about my singing in the shower. Now I charge them admission.

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