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I told a joke to a giraffe, and it went right over its head. That's why it had such a long face – it missed the punchline!
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Why did the comedian's donkey have a long face? Because he was trying to make ends bray!
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Why did the comedian have a long face? He lost his sense of humor, and now he can't find it even after turning his place upside down!
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The giraffe went to a party but left early. He felt out of place, and his long face was quite a stretch for the occasion!
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I tried to make a horse laugh, but all I got was a long face. Turns out, horsing around wasn’t in its plans!
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Why did the horse get a long face after losing the race? Because it couldn't rein in its disappointment!
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Why was the geometry book always so unhappy? It was full of acute angles, and that gave it a long face!
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I saw a donkey reading Shakespeare. That's why it had such a long face – it was getting into the classics!
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Why did the pessimistic sculptor make a statue of a long face? Because he believed in the downside of every situation!
The Poker Face Paradox
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I have this long face, and people often mistake it for having a great poker face. Little do they know, my face is so long because I keep losing at poker. It's the ultimate poker face paradox. I'm not stoic; I'm just trying not to cry over my lost chips.
The Face of Wisdom
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People say a long face makes you look wise. I'm just waiting for the day someone mistakes me for a philosopher. Ah, yes, the profound thinker with the elongated visage. What's your take on life? they'll ask. And I'll reply, Life is short; my face is just compensating.
The Face-ternoon Nap
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With this long face, I've mastered the art of looking like I'm paying attention while actually taking an afternoon nap in my mind. It's not boredom; it's a siesta of the soul. My face is the Picasso of pretending to be engaged in a conversation.
The Face Odyssey
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My face is so long; I'm thinking of turning it into a trilogy. Coming soon to theaters near you: The Long Face Odyssey, featuring me trying to find the meaning of life while constantly looking like I'm waiting for someone to tell me a good joke.
Facial Aerobics
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Having a long face is my secret to staying fit. It's like facial aerobics every day. Smiling is a full-body workout, and with my long face, I've basically enrolled in the gym of life involuntarily. Who needs a personal trainer when you've got existential dread?
The Long Face Chronicles
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You know, I've got what they call a long face. Not like a horse or anything, more like I just finished binge-watching an entire season of a show and realized I have to wait a year for the next one. My face is the Cliffhanger of expressions.
The Facial Limbo
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My face is so long; it's caught in a perpetual state of facial limbo. I'm stuck between looking mildly interested and desperately in need of a nap. It's like my expressions are on a never-ending rollercoaster, and the ride is called Life's Ups and Downs.
The Facial Forecast
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Having a long face is like being a human weather vane. You can tell the mood in the room by the direction my face is pointing. If it's down, expect a storm of sarcasm. If it's up, well, that's probably just me trying to find where I left my keys.
Face the Music
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People often tell me to face the music. Well, my face is so long; it's already composing a symphony. It's got movements like Monday Blues, Midweek Woes, and of course, the grand finale, Weekend Jazz Hands.
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