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The Poker Player
Reading opponents with a long face
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I asked a long-faced poker player for advice. He said, "Keep a straight face, and no one will know if you're holding a royal flush or just feeling flush.
The Mime
Expressing emotions with a long face in silence
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I asked a mime with a long face how he stays in character. He said, "It's all about the long game. And by game, I mean the silent suffering of my non-existent mime life.
The Horse Whisperer
Communicating with a horse with a long face
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I asked a horse with a long face why it never became a comedian. It said, "I'd rather hoof it than deal with hecklers.
The Sad Clown
Trying to make people laugh with a long face
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My friend said he wanted to be a stand-up comedian with a long face. I told him he's already got the first joke covered.
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