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I saw someone with such a long face the other day that I thought they were in a staring contest with their own reflection in the mirror. Spoiler alert: the mirror won.
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I tried giving someone with a long face a pep talk once, and they looked at me like I just suggested they switch careers to become a professional balloon animal deflator. Hey, we all need a little lift sometimes!
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Have you ever seen someone with such a long face that you're not sure if they're sad or just trying to catch flies with their mouth wide open? It's like they're the Picasso of facial proportions.
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Ever notice how people with long faces always seem to gravitate towards tall friends? It's like they're forming an unofficial support group for vertically stretched individuals – "The Long Face Club.
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I asked a friend with a long face if they ever considered becoming a model for sad emoticons. I mean, who needs words when you can express your entire emotional spectrum through the power of a well-placed frown?
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I saw a person with a long face at the grocery store, and I couldn't help but think they were on a mission to find the aisle with the most expired coupons. It's like their quest for savings is as endless as their facial real estate.
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You ever notice how some people have a long face? I mean, not like a horse or anything, but more like they're auditioning for the role of "The Thinker" in a facial expression competition.
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You know, I met someone with a long face the other day, and I couldn't help but wonder if they were just born that way or if they've been practicing their pout since childhood. Maybe they were the original emoji inspiration.
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You ever meet someone with such a long face that you can't help but feel like you accidentally stumbled into a high-stakes poker game, and they're holding a royal flush of melancholy?
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