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I asked for a seafood last meal, and they brought me a lobster. I said, 'I asked for the catch of the day, not the defendant!
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I asked the chef for a light last meal. He handed me a flashlight and said, 'Good luck!
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Why did the chef bring a ladder to his last meal? He wanted to reach for the stars!
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I told my last meal a joke, but it didn't laugh. It must have been too corny!
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I told the chef I wanted my last meal between two slices of bread. He made me a life sentence sandwich!
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I ordered a steak for my last meal, and the waiter asked, 'How would you like it cooked?' I said, 'With fire and skill.
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I asked for a vegetarian last meal, and they served me a salad. I said, 'Isn't this a bit leafy for a farewell?
Dine and Dash - The Final Chapter
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I was thinking, if you're about to get the chair, why not go out with a bang? Picture this: you order the most expensive steak, the fanciest wine, and then right before the check arrives, you make a run for it. They can't execute you if they can't catch you, right? It's the ultimate dine and dash—the final chapter!
Death Row Food Critics
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I read somewhere that some prisoners on death row become food critics for their last meal. Can you imagine? This steak is a little tough, and the mashed potatoes are a bit lumpy. Three stars, max! I guess they figure if they're going out, they might as well go out with some constructive feedback.
Last Supper, Fast Food Edition
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If I were facing the electric chair, I'd order fast food for my last meal. I mean, imagine the confusion on the executioner's face when he's like, Wait, did he just order a Big Mac and fries? And then you can casually say, Yeah, make it a large, I want to die with a supersize bang!
Death Row Dieters
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Some prisoners request a modest last meal, like a salad. Really? You've been sentenced to death, and you're worried about your calorie intake? I'd like a Caesar salad, hold the croutons—I'm watching my figure, even in the afterlife.
Last Meal Requests Gone Wild
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They should make a reality show about last meal requests on death row. Tonight on 'Last Bites,' our contestant is asking for a pizza with pineapple, anchovies, and a side of pickles. Will the executioner have the stomach for it? It would be like a culinary game show, but with higher stakes.
Death Row Cooking Class
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I was thinking, maybe we could offer cooking classes for inmates on death row. You know, spice up their last meal preparation. Today, we'll learn how to flambe while contemplating life choices. It's the ultimate Cooking for Consequences show.
Death by Chocolate
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You've heard of death by chocolate, right? Well, on death row, it takes on a whole new meaning. I'd ask for so much chocolate that the executioner would have to check my cholesterol before flipping the switch. Hold on, doc, let me finish this fudge brownie first.
The Vegetarian Dilemma
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I heard about a guy on death row who insisted on a vegetarian meal for his last supper. I guess he wanted to leave this world with a clean conscience. But come on, if you've committed heinous crimes, the least you can do is let the animals off the hook and enjoy a good steak before you go.
Last Supper Recommendations
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I wonder if there's a Yelp for last meal recommendations. Five stars for the lobster, but the executioner didn't season the mashed potatoes enough. I mean, if you're going out, might as well help out the next guy, right?
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