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The Food Blogger
Trying to capture the perfect Instagram shot of the last meal while dealing with poor lighting in the execution chamber.
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The struggle is real, folks. Trying to balance getting the right angle with not getting fried by the electric chair. It's a fine line between a perfect Instagram post and, well, a crispy critter.
The Vegan
Forced to choose a last meal from a strictly non-vegan menu.
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Trying to be a vegan on death row is like trying to find a needle in a haystack. In this case, the needle is plant-based, and the haystack is a meat lover's paradise.
The Paranoid Eater
Suspecting that the last meal might be a secret plot to poison you.
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It's a last meal, not a last mistake. I'm inspecting that plate like it's a crime scene. If there's a hint of anything fishy — and I don't mean seafood — I'm sending it back to the kitchen, or at least what's left of it.
The Inmate on Death Row
Trying to order a last meal but being super indecisive.
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They tell me I can have anything for my last meal. I'm like, "Can I get a menu first? I don't want to be that guy who orders something and then sees someone else's plate and goes, 'I should've gone with that.'
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