7 Jokes For Last Meal

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Updated on: Jul 16 2025

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I ordered spaghetti for my last meal. The waiter asked, 'Do you want a life sentence with that?
I asked the waiter for a suggestion for my last meal. He said, 'How about a second one?
My last meal was so good; I asked for the recipe. The chef said, 'One part love, two parts garlic.
For my last meal, I chose a seafood platter. I guess I wanted to sleep with the fishes!
For my last meal, I ordered a mystery dish. The chef said, 'You'll never know what hit you!
I ordered dessert for my last meal. The waiter said, 'Sorry, we only have eternal damnation cake.
I ordered a burger for my last meal. The chef asked, 'Do you want fries with that or a side of existential dread?

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