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I was thinking about the whole "last meal" thing, and it occurred to me – why not order something that takes forever to eat? Imagine the awkward silence as the executioner stands there, waiting for you to finish your spaghetti.
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You ever notice how the concept of a "last meal" is a bit dramatic? I mean, who's making these choices like it's a restaurant menu? "I'll have the steak, medium rare, with a side of redemption, please.
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You ever think about the pressure of being a prison chef? Someone's life literally depends on how well you cook. "Chef, this soufflé better be so good that the governor considers a last-minute pardon.
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Last meal requests always seem so serious. If it were me, I'd ask for a buffet. Just to keep 'em guessing. "Bring me a little bit of everything, because who knows when I'll get another chance, right?
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The idea of a last meal is fascinating. I imagine someone sitting there, trying to make a decision like, "Do I go for the comfort of mac 'n' cheese or the sophistication of lobster? Decisions, decisions, when life hangs in the balance.
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Imagine being the server for a last meal. "I hope you enjoy your final dessert – it's to die for. No, seriously, it's the last thing you'll ever taste.
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The last meal tradition makes me wonder if prisoners have food critics. "Today's execution featured a delightful blend of flavors, though the presentation lacked a certain finesse. Three out of five stars.
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I wonder if anyone has requested fast food for their last meal. "Yeah, can I get a Big Mac, large fries, and a side of existential contemplation, please?
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The idea of a last meal is a bit morbid, but it's also a lesson in decision-making. "Choose wisely, because your taste buds are on a one-way trip to the afterlife. No pressure.
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